(Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever...
Men: Why don't we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.
Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?
Men: Hm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever..
(Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? It's been a Long time since we watched movie.
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's waste time.
Men: How about bowling, or do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day?
Men: Then let's find a cafe and have coffee.
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything
(You decide)
Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. I don't want.
Men: Ok we will take a Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk.
Women: What! Walk with an empty stomach?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: What to eat?
Women: Anything
Time is like a thief, It has taken away some of my precious memo. But when I take stock of the losses in anxiety, I see you there, right there, intact. Consciously striving to improve life and dare to dream...
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
Sunday, 26 April 2009
Thursday, 23 April 2009
On the subject of Wives
Simply have a good laugh!!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
- Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
- Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage..'
- Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
- James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming :-
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
- Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
- Anonymous
SHARE THIS WITH ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!
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Monday, 20 April 2009
Mindless
Oh my... oh my....
Me begin to forget things day by day ... things such as what have i been ask to do or have i actually did what i have been asked to do? Totally can't recall ^_^"
Guess sleep deprived and tiredness has taken most of my life.... I'm really looking forward to the day i can get more space for myself... and when can it be? *shrug*
Me begin to forget things day by day ... things such as what have i been ask to do or have i actually did what i have been asked to do? Totally can't recall ^_^"
Guess sleep deprived and tiredness has taken most of my life.... I'm really looking forward to the day i can get more space for myself... and when can it be? *shrug*
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Sunday, 19 April 2009
Moments With Aunts
My aunts has left and has safely arrived at their home country.... Their 5 weeks stay with us is fun and joyful... though i didn't accompany them much. *busy with work on weekdays*
However, here is some moments that i captured with them while i'm available...
However, here is some moments that i captured with them while i'm available...
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Exhausted
I'm totally exhausted. And my panda eyes do also return. Not only that, my back bone is aching again this few days from work.
Have I tell you lately that I have become a M'sian housemaid for my house and shop? Apart from I can't cook a proper decent meal, I can sweep, mop, brush etc. So anyone want to hire me? ^_^
I really need to be like Po the panda from the Kungfu Panda movie where I need something to motivate me to do all the chores everyday till the Indonesian maid back from her kampung. ;p
Feeling droopy right now. Guess I will end here. Tata.
Have I tell you lately that I have become a M'sian housemaid for my house and shop? Apart from I can't cook a proper decent meal, I can sweep, mop, brush etc. So anyone want to hire me? ^_^
I really need to be like Po the panda from the Kungfu Panda movie where I need something to motivate me to do all the chores everyday till the Indonesian maid back from her kampung. ;p
Feeling droopy right now. Guess I will end here. Tata.
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Sunday, 5 April 2009
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