New/Fixed/Repaired

1. My streamyx connection is finally fixed after a report has been filed to TMPoint.

2. My 3 in 1 modem, router and wireless is damage and have replace with a new one for RM220.

3. My digital camera has been repaired and it cost me RM290 for the faulty LD screen.

4. Bought myself a Hitachi 320GB hard disk worth RM248.

Feel so broke right now. Need to earn back the money spent on those above things.

Fed Up

Really fed up with the internet connection!!! or should i say there is something wrong with my laptop too???

My laptop is acting a bit weird lately and the start up is getting slower too.... What should i do?? Should i reformat?? Any idea anyone??

Discipline

I need to discipline myself back a bit. Instead of lazy-ing around at home or at shop, I need to do something useful. Something such as quickly do my assignments to show the lecturer the draft before submit it on 13th March!!

You all might think, "aiya... still got time to do mah..." but the fact that next week is the last class for the semester. i'm sure you all will now be as nervous as me to start get your fingers to type like a maniac! I don't have high hope that I can finish it all in few days time, but at least, complete 80% of the assignment to show the lecturer is good enough as all I need is to know whether I'm on the right track or not. The rest of the 20% can be done when I have the confirmation or a nod from the lecturer. Agree??

Alrite, need to start typing my assignments... Chao.....

oh deary me ! are we getting that old ???

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.'

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When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, 'You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.' Replied the widow, 'I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was.'

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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the storm, when a wave came up and washed the old man overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find him, so the captain sent the old woman back to shore with the promise that he would notify her as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old woman got a fax from the boat. It read: 'Ma'am, sorry to inform you, we found your husband dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled him up to the deck and attached to his butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000. Please advise.' The old woman faxed back: 'Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.'

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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, 'Watch that wall!'

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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.'

I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon. I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?' She said, 'I can't remember where I live!'

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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'

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THE SENILITY PRAYER

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Its been

a week long since i last posted a note. I have change my blog song to May I Love You by Z Chen just to boast up the upcoming atmosphere for those friends of mine who still keep visiting. :)

As you may know, Valentine's is approaching. Over here, I would like to wish all my friends either is still single or attach to someone, a HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!

Valentine Friend

Valentine’s Day is all about

Special feelings warm and fond,

And friend, I knew right from the start

We had a very special bond.

Our time together is a gift;

You’re interesting and warm and fun!

And when I need to talk and share,

I think of you, friend; you’re the one.

We’re always true and real together.

We have no reason to pretend.

I’m thankful that you’re in my life,

My trusted, cherished Valentine friend.

By Joanna Fuchs

Why Do We SHOUT?

One day, a professor asked his students 'Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?'

All the students thought for a while. One answered 'Because we lost our cool. That's why we SHOUT.'

Asked the professor again, 'But the person is just right next to you, why can't we talk softly but have to SHOUT?'

Everyone gave their opinions but none was accepted by the professor.

Lastly explained by the professor 'When we are ANGRY, our hearts drift apart. To mask the DISTANCE we felt, we instinctively SHOUT instead of speak so the other party can hear us.'

'But as we SHOUT, we get ANGRIER. And we felt we drift apart further. So we SHOUT even louder...'

'It is the opposite when we are in love. Not only we do not shout, we whisper into each other ears. Why?'

'This is because our hearts are very close, almost never apart. As our love deepen, we reach a state of communication where there is no need for words.'

'We understand each other well enough just by exchanging look,' concluded the professor.

'Therefore, when we are arguing, DO NOT speak words that will make our hearts drift apart. WAIT a few days. When you feel your hearts are no longer far apart, pick up the conversation and continue from there.'

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!