Tuesday 28 April 2009

Three answers most feared by men

(Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever...
Men: Why don't we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.
Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?
Men: Hm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever..


(Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? It's been a Long time since we watched movie.
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's waste time.
Men: How about bowling, or do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day?
Men: Then let's find a cafe and have coffee.
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything


(You decide)

Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. I don't want.
Men: Ok we will take a Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk.
Women: What! Walk with an empty stomach?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: What to eat?
Women: Anything

Sunday 26 April 2009

Cactus

mum cactus is blooming with flowers...

Amazing


Beautiful

Superb

Brunch

My today brunch:- fried rice with shark fin soup

Fried rice

Shark fin soup

Note:- All this is given by the chef of the restaurant where i work yesterday night with my mum at the wedding function.

Thursday 23 April 2009

On the subject of Wives

Simply have a good laugh!!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
- Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
- Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage..'
- Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
- James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming :-
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
- Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
- Anonymous

SHARE THIS WITH ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

Monday 20 April 2009

Mindless

Oh my... oh my....

Me begin to forget things day by day ... things such as what have i been ask to do or have i actually did what i have been asked to do? Totally can't recall ^_^"

Guess sleep deprived and tiredness has taken most of my life.... I'm really looking forward to the day i can get more space for myself... and when can it be? *shrug*

Sunday 19 April 2009

Moments With Aunts

My aunts has left and has safely arrived at their home country.... Their 5 weeks stay with us is fun and joyful... though i didn't accompany them much. *busy with work on weekdays*

However, here is some moments that i captured with them while i'm available...



Thursday 9 April 2009

Exhausted

I'm totally exhausted. And my panda eyes do also return. Not only that, my back bone is aching again this few days from work.

Have I tell you lately that I have become a M'sian housemaid for my house and shop? Apart from I can't cook a proper decent meal, I can sweep, mop, brush etc. So anyone want to hire me? ^_^

I really need to be like Po the panda from the Kungfu Panda movie where I need something to motivate me to do all the chores everyday till the Indonesian maid back from her kampung. ;p

Feeling droopy right now. Guess I will end here. Tata.

Sunday 5 April 2009